Fluent in Canadian Sarcasm - Unisex eco hoodie

Fluent in Canadian Sarcasm.
Polite on the surface. Absolutely roasting you on the inside.
The Fluent in Canadian Sarcasm Unisex Eco Hoodie by Maple Rebel is made for those who have mastered the fine art of delivering a perfectly timed one-liner while still saying “sorry” afterward. Cozy, sustainable, and effortlessly comfortable, it’s built for cool mornings, cottage weekends, coffee runs, and conversations where the sarcasm is subtle enough to leave people wondering.

Made from eco-conscious materials with a soft fleece interior, this hoodie delivers everyday comfort with just the right amount of attitude. Finished with the iconic long-legged Maple Rebel moose, it’s a tribute to a uniquely Canadian skill: being nice and sarcastic at exactly the same time.

Embroidered Front and wrist, printed logo on the back.

• Outside: 100% organic cotton
• Charcoal melange is 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
• Inside for all colors: 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Brushed lining
• Regular fit
• Raglan sleeves
• Ribbed cuffs and hem
• Drawstrings with metal eyelets and stoppers
• Jersey-lined hood

The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard). Additionally, GRS (Global Recycled Standard) certifies the recycled content present in some variants of the product.

The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. CQ 1094/1, IFTH) certified and PETA-Approved Vegan

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